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The Late Night with Jimmy Fallen
BRETT FAVRE (Will Arnett)
Well they call me Brett and I like to dance
Then I text you a picture of what’s in my pants
11 Pro Bowls cuz I love to win
Been with more pro teams than a Kardashian
If you hear me say, that I’m retired
that just means I’m currently for hire
I shop at sears and I’m on a roll
Shufflin’ on down to another Pro Bowl
TOM BRADY (Jimmy)
I’m the funky QB they call Tom Brady
if you saw me from the back, you’d think I was a lady
cuz my hair’s so long that it might deceive ya
Get it cut the same place as Justin Bieber
All-American with looks to boot
Every night I see Gisele in her birthday suit
Like Homer Simpson got a face full of stubble
So I look good doing the Pro Bowl shuffle
MICHAEL VICK (Bashir)
A-bow-wow-wow-yippee yo yippee yay
It’s your boy Mike Vick here to save the day
Had to go to jail cuz my homeboy snitched
Then learned a new meaning for the word *WHISTLE*
I could run it or throw it, to score a goal
I just wish they’d let me play in the Puppy Bowl
Stop barking bad about me or you’ll get the muzzle
Cuz I just wanna do the Pro Bowl shuffle
Uh huh…uh huh…uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.
TROY PALOMALU (Horatio)
(super high voice)
Well they call me Troy
and spelling my name is hard to do
If you really want, to be, just like me
Well use more shampoo than a sorority
I’ll hit you so hard, I’ll rock your world
My hair looks like a big-assed jerry curl
I do the Pro-Bowl shuffle with a flip
Then I whip my hair like Willow Smith
ELI MANNING (Miles)
Eli Manning in the house
the same place I’ll be watching the Super Bowl this year
You know my brother Peyton, I’m sure you do
I’ve been livin’ in his shadow since I was two
Playing for Giants is pretty neat
I love ‘em even more than Rex Ryan loves feet
I won the Super Bowl a few years ago
Now the Pro Bowl shuffle is all I know
Michael Vick the Car Salesman?
Michael Vick has yet to land any endorsements since his controversial arrest for dog fighting in 2007 even, but he has a spot in a New Jersey Woodbury Nissan’s dealership.
Vick is not getting paid for this commercial, however the dealership’s executive manager, Tom McMenamin, tells USA Today, “They love it. They love the spot.”
Check it out MV7′s new commercial:
(Vick served 2 years in jail for his offense)
KICKOFF MESSAGE FROM ALL NFL PLAYERS TO OUR FANS
We are men, and we are family men who love our country, our game and our fans.
As we face an uncertain future and the threat of being locked out of the game we love and rely on to provide for our families, we make to you this solemn promise:
To the Players who have come before us, fought and paid the price for pensions, health care and free agency—to men like John Mackey, Alan Page, Dan Marino, Freeman McNeil, Boomer Esiason, Reggie White and Kevin Mawae;
To the stadium workers, officers, businesses and everyone who gets their hands dirty working for this game;
To each and every player who risks everything for the thrill of this game;
To everyone who loves this game and lives as we do for kickoff;
And to the few who stand against us
The Players and fans will STAND AS ONE.
The Miami Dolphins have announced that they now not only have Finsider Radio, but Dolphins Television Network under way for the Fins Fans! Dolphins Network objective is to provide Dolphins fans on breaking news and events all year long; post season as well.
This is going to help keep the many Dolphins fans involved and informed with their favorite team by radio, television, monthly Dolphins Digest, and the much used www.miamidolphins.com website.
Dolphins Television Network will showcase numerous shows, such as:
‘The Tony Sparano Show’
‘The Miami Dolphins Cheerleader Special’
‘FINS on the Clock’ NFL Draft special’
‘Dolphins Preseason Special’
‘Miami Dolphins Postseason Special’
The Dolphins Television Network will be hosted by Dick Stockton, along with Miami Dolphins Alumni QB, Bob Greise and Nat Moore.
Finsider Radio will feature Jimmy Cefalo, Jim Mandich and Joe Rose. However, if you prefer listening in spanish, Raul Striker Jr. and Rafael Hernandez Brito will be broadcasting by radio as well.
For more information visit my SOURCE of information: WWW.MAIMIDOLPHINS.COM.