Dear Jerry Jones:

I want to apologize for events that will occur on February 6, 2011 at your very own Cowboys Stadium. You see you had a good run back in the early 90′s; thanks to Jimmy Johnson and the HWT or Herschel Walker Trade. But then you got cocky and a ripple of disasters have occurred since.

I am not sure if it was when you fired your friend  Jimmy Johnson, had secret meetings with Bill Parcells then ran him off too, mocked Parcells in a drunken stooper, or the analysis you have made of Wade Phillips and your staff.

So you can have “Dallas”, the show, and yes, one of the “greatest shortcuts to becoming a Super Bowl champion: fleecing the Vikings,” but thats all your getting. I am taking that Lombadri home!

Happy Football season and Happy Loosing! This is the Year of the Miami Dolphins Baby!

Parcells Drunken Stooper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMr-n30To3Y

Sites to look at or join:

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/sports/Jerry-Jones-Parcells-Isnt-Worth-Crap-90845164.html

http://firejerryjones.com/

Sources:

http://sports.espn.go.com/page2/s/list/trades/010716.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herschel_Walker_trade

http://www.vikingupdate.com/history/historyprofiles/thetrade.html