Dear Jerry Jones:
I want to apologize for events that will occur on February 6, 2011 at your very own Cowboys Stadium. You see you had a good run back in the early 90′s; thanks to Jimmy Johnson and the HWT or Herschel Walker Trade. But then you got cocky and a ripple of disasters have occurred since.
I am not sure if it was when you fired your friend Jimmy Johnson, had secret meetings with Bill Parcells then ran him off too, mocked Parcells in a drunken stooper, or the analysis you have made of Wade Phillips and your staff.
So you can have “Dallas”, the show, and yes, one of the “greatest shortcuts to becoming a Super Bowl champion: fleecing the Vikings,” but thats all your getting. I am taking that Lombadri home!
Happy Football season and Happy Loosing! This is the Year of the Miami Dolphins Baby!
Parcells Drunken Stooper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMr-n30To3Y
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