I am excited for tomorrow and it’s definitely not to shop,
I have made my X-Mas list for Santa and a quarterback’s at the top!
I am happy with our d-line and how much they produce,
But we need a quarterback bad, even Jamarcus Russell with his substance abuse
Henning needs replacement Santa, I know you understand
A fast pace, no huddle, quick thinker; know anyone offhand?
I would like an OC that’s not as old as you St. Nick,
Idea! Can we trade Clemons, Henne, Thigpen for one Michael Vick?
Don’t Ho Ho Ho laugh at me Santa, these are items on my list,
I don’t think it’s a good idea to tease me about my Dolphins, unless you want me pissed.
I’ve been a good girl fat man and this is what I desire,
Just some crucial key players ,the Dolphins must acquire.
Just a couple more please Kris Kringle, before you have to go. Like can I have a new G.M.?
We have that wussy Ireland, you know.
I also need Bill Cowher, and a whole new offense line
But I can wait a little longer at least until the Combine.
Granted it’s only Thanksgiving today, but I wanted to get a head start.
And make sure you knew my list was the most important, because I cannot take another year with a Dolphins broken heart.
Happy Thanksgiving Guys!